Dear group,

If you, like I, hate the fact that with the new filing cabinets you have to push the stupid little plastic thing sideways every time you want to open it, please be advised that you can permanently unlock your cabinet with a few pieces of tape applied to the black locking mechanism on the inside left side of the drawer. The procedure is reversible.

I have applied this remedy to the cabinets below the printer, which contain various supplies. I accept full responsibility in the event of a devastating earthquake that scatters the Sharpies all over the room.

Ivan