Dear group,
Today, the Japanese people came into our office and saw the disgusting
mess that is located next to the coffee machine. That means that the
worst possible thing happened: we lost face. To remedy this (the mess,
not the loss of face--the latter is irreparable) we will have a massive
cleaning operation today. Everybody who drinks coffee is required to
wash one dirty dishes from next to the coffee machine. Today. Those who
fail to do so will meet with terrible consequences.
Also, some of you may have noticed that the mini-reef has been torn
down. Ever since Herbert passed away, it wasn't the same. So the little
fish and the corals are now living in Shuting's big tank, enjoying the
bright lights, a surfeit of edible microfauna, and a level of care that
is three orders magnitude higher than what they received from me. You're
welcome to come visit them sometime in Watertown, they miss you all.
Ivan
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