Dear group,
The fateful day will soon arrive when the coffee runs out but I am not there
to order more.
Therefore, someone must volunteer to be initiated into the dark arts of
coffee machine maintenance. This person will be instructed in such matters
as which brand of decalcifying tablets to buy. The volunteering deadline is
by group meeting on Friday, whereupon, if no one has volunteered, I'll, um,
have Alan pick someone. This is because the coffee is about to run out and a
new batch must be bought soon.
The perks of the job include:
1. You can choose which coffee to buy while putting on a charade of
democratic choice.
2. In subsequent assignments of odious group duties, you'll always have an
excuse (I once almost ended up with group wiki maintenance).
Ivan
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